{"id":447,"date":"2022-12-16T20:08:40","date_gmt":"2022-12-16T20:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/example.com\/?p=447"},"modified":"2022-12-16T20:08:40","modified_gmt":"2022-12-16T20:08:40","slug":"447-best-christmas-cracker-jokes-2023-top-latest-incredible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/w3.geleleger.nl\/tfscl-447-best-christmas-cracker-jokes-2023-top-latest-incredible-yhvpd\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Christmas Cracker Jokes 2023 Top Latest Incredible"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"82b01d71444d3e69a652818c0bea2a3a\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n\tatOptions = {\r\n\t\t'key' : '4a1f1119f949a4af74d56b8a3af8b867',\r\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\r\n\t\t'height' : 250,\r\n\t\t'width' : 300,\r\n\t\t'params' : {}\r\n\t};\r\n\tdocument.write('<scr' + 'ipt type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http' + (location.protocol === 'https:' ? 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Snowflakes What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?<\/strong> <\/p>\n<h3>A mistle &#8211; &#34;toad&#34; Father Christmas: Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit.<\/h3>\n<p>Jokes about Phil Schofield, Liz Truss, and the cost of living crisis are among the best contemporary Christmas cracker jokes selected by the British public in an annual poll.<\/p>\n<div style=\"display: grid;grid-template-columns: auto auto auto; background: #eee; \">\n<div style=\"padding: 1em;\"> \t\t        <a href=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/736x\/ab\/49\/08\/ab490834609e42c3f4b4276b2283864e--light-decorations-present-gift.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/736x\/ab\/49\/08\/ab490834609e42c3f4b4276b2283864e--light-decorations-present-gift.jpg\" onerror=\"this.onerror=null;this.src='https:\/\/tse3.mm.bing.net\/th?id=OIP.tWapuaR0AKQDKyZUSCVyjQHaHa&amp;pid=Api';\" style=\"width:100%;margin-top: 8px;vertical-align: middle;\"><\/a> \t\t        <\/p>\n<p>101 best 100 Best Christmas Cracker Jokes &#8211; 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